Holiday Apartment For Rent Terme 3000
Water world, Health, Spa & Golf Resort, Moravske Toplice, Slovenia
Golf Course
The idea behind the construction of the 18 hole Livada golf course within the Prekmurje region of slovenia was to establish a tourist golf player and an environmentally friendly golf course which would be both interesting and safe.
The design of the course embraces the fabulous nature park of Terme 3000 within which it is constructed and is ideal for golfers of all ability ranging from beginners to low handicap players.
The golf course, complete with practice area and driving range, is the first of its kind in this part of Slovenia with the first phase (the first three holes and the practice area), being designed by Marko Božic, and opened in 1998, the subsequent enlargements having been designed by Dušan Bencik.
Don't be misled by the relative ease of the first hole which gently introduces you to the course, you will soon be confronted by various water hazards, narrow fairways and interesting greens.
The par 5, ninth hole is especially challenging and at almost 600m is the longest golf hole in Slovenia.
Golfing Holidays
Other features include the organising of tournaments to the playing of other Slovenian or Hungarian courses.
The course itself is just a few steps away from the apartment which is situated within the magnificent Terme 3000 Waterworld, Health, Spa & Golf Resort with all its facilities at your disposal.
After a hectic day golfing you can soothe away the aches with either a Finnish or Turkish Sauna which are available to guests residing at the apartment on a pay per use basis. For the more energetic members of your party a fitness center and a huge sports park are also available.
If you wish to go on a golfing holiday with your non golfing partner then this really is the ideal place for you. While you spend the day golfing, your partner can treat themselves to a fabulous day of pampering and relaxation in the recently opened Thermalium within the Terme 3000 complex.
The apartment overlooks the 10th fairway of the golf course.
Plan of Course
Scorecard
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Golf Jokes
Ten years on a deserted island
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette ?"
"Ten years!", he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whisky ?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun ?"
And the man replies, "Wow! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"
The amazing golf ball
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"
The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"
"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"
"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."
"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."
"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"
"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"
The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"
"I found it."
The laws of golf
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.
LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.
LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.
LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.
LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.
LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.
LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?
LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.
LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.
LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.
LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law three).
LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.
LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."
LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.
LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.
LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.
LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset.
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